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what's going on here? jimmy fallon is buying a new pickup truck and has come up with an unusual mode to choose the sales person. whoever holds their hand on this truck the longest gets to sell information technology. among them is luke counsel, a salesman at frontier ford. >> what is it looking like in the morning? >> a little slick early. but there is some dominicus tomorrow and some 70s past this weekend. >> unbelievable. >> good night. >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller middle in the centre of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." this night, bring together jimmy and his guests -- samuel l. jackson. minnie driver.
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musical guest, pitbull featuring g.r.l. and featuring the legendary roots crew. and at present, here'south your host -- jimmy fallon! ♪ [ cheers and adulation ] >> jimmy: how are you lot all doing tonight? thank you very much. welcome. thanks very much. hey. oh! that's a hot crowd out there this night. welcome, everybody. makes ya experience good. [ thanks and applause ] welcome to "the tonight bear witness," everybody. oh, information technology's a hot crowd. we got a good show for you. [ cheers and applause ] pitbull, thou.r.l. we gota a lot of, lot of practiced stuff.
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samuel l. jackson, minnie driver. a big show tonight. yeah, here, let'southward just first talk near -- what everyone is talking most, my favorite show. last night was the third episode of "dancing with the stars." [ laughter ] it was dramatic. [ light laughter ] first of all, "price is right" host, friend of our show, drew carey had the lowest score of the nighttime. [ audience aws ] i mean, y'all knew it was going to exist bad when he finished his trip the light fantastic toe and you heard this. [ oompah horn ] [ laughter ] the approximate showed their scores, the crowd was going, "lower, lower!" they go, "no, stop yelling that." merely it was a pretty proficient night for ice dancer meryl davis, who got a 39 out of 40 -- while her olympic partner, charlie white got a 36. which would be fantastic scores if they weren't professional dancers competing against drew carey, our comedian friend. [ laughter and applause ] you lot should exist good, y'all're an ice -- you're olympic -- >> steve: come on! >> jimmy: i can't even talk nigh it. and this is too bad.
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our pal, billy dee williams had to leave "dancing with the stars" because he was having back pain. [ audience aws ] yeah, i know, which is weird because i thought his partner was the 1 who did all the heavy lifting. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i think i but hurt my dorsum doing that right there. i merely hurt my back in that location. gosh, nosotros were rooting for that guy. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: bummer. well, yesterday was the big borderline to sign upwardly for obamacare and the white house seems very happy. they said that 7 million people accept signed up. when asked how many people tried to sign up, they were like, "thirty one thousand thousand." [ laughter ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: what'southward that? >> steve: what was that once more? >> jimmy: oh, nothing. just everything is a big success. everything's great. [ laughter ] >> steve: how many signed up? [ mumbling ] i can't hear y'all. >> jimmy: well information technology must be windy in here. i'one thousand and so sad. [ laughter ] >> steve: lxx million. >> jimmy: that's correct, the white business firm said that it surpassed its goal for people enrolled in obamacare.
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it's astonishing what you can accomplish when you brand something mandatory and fine people if they don't do it. and then proceed extending the deadline for months. it's like a cinderella story. it's just a beautiful thing. [ applause ] y'all make everyone exercise information technology. isn't it not bad how many people do it? simply if y'all notwithstanding oasis't enrolled, yous might accept to pay a penalty called the individual shared responsibleness payment, which is i% of your bacon. then americans said, "man, good thing i don't have a task." [ laughter ] because so i don't take to give my -- [ laughter ] of form, obama nevertheless got his hands full with russia and become this -- officials in republic of finland say that the russian army is now conducting drills on its border. or as putin calls it -- [ imitating putin ] "window shopping." the guy scares me. [ laughter ] of class the other large news this week is the big climatic change report from the u.northward. experts are very concerned. in fact, they're saying that climate alter could start threatening the world's supply of fruits and vegetables. and americans are similar, "all right, well permit us know when information technology starts affecting hot pockets." [ laughter ]
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and then we accept an effect right there. and then nosotros take to practice something about this. [ cheering and applause ] and i'm not certain why he did this. but the other day john boehner, firm speaker john boehner posted a video of himself on his instagram account. and it was only him mowing the lawn. [ laughter ] real heady stuff. check this out. [ lawn mower starting ] >> i love green grass. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: whoa, slow down, buster. i say, whoa! that's what the internet was made for, correct in that location. can we encounter the first part, can nosotros come across that one part again real quick? i love the fact -- await at his sneakers. everyone has their lawn-mowing sneakers. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: you lot know those white sneakers that are similar dyed green around the affair, because yous e'er -- my dad had those as well. he had those white sneakers that he wore only when he was mowing the lawn.
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they were totally dyed light-green around -- except my dad didn't dress like that when he mowed the backyard. my dad was shirtless. [ laughter ] and then he would come up back. he'd be and then hot, he would exist sweaty and i swear, half his face was crimson. and i go, "dad, i think you had a stroke." [ laughter ] and he's like, "well, backyard's mowed." and then popular open up a beer. very different guys, my dad and john boehner. hey this is cool here. scientists have discovered a a new planet called "2012 vp," and they are nicknaming it "biden." [ laughter ] at present just in instance anyone out there is confused, we wanted to bespeak out some differences between the newly discovered planet and vice president joe biden in this evening's edition of "this versus that." ♪ [ thank you and applause ] >> jimmy: here we go. the planet is a frozen rock 280 miles in diameter. joe biden has seen "frozen" 280 times in da theater. "da theater." >> steve: da theater? >> jimmy: i really shoe horned that punch line in there.
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the planet is constantly in orbit. joe biden is constantly quoting "norbit." [ laughter ] funny movie. "how you doin'?" the planet was spotted using a a telescope in chile. joe biden was spotted eating bottomless tostada fries at chili'due south. [ laughter ] the planet spins effectually the sunday at 4000 miles per 60 minutes. biden tin spin around in his function chair at v miles per hour. [ laughter ] see, that's dangerous. >> steve: yeah, that'due south faster than yous remember. >> jimmy: that'southward unsafe, yeah. and finally the planet is millions of miles away from uranus. joe biden giggles every time he hears the word, "uranus." [ laughter ] [ cheering and applause ] >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: me likewise, i do the same thing. [ thanks and applause ] here's some cool news, federal officials just voted to boost the speeds of wi-fi networks all across the country. yeah. they're saying they tin double the speed of the cyberspace. i mean, can you imagine what that would be like? let's run into that video over again. ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, that'southward what i'thousand talking most correct there. yep, that'due south good. thank you, right there. that's expert. cheers. [ cheers and applause ] i'thousand notwithstanding bummed.
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i'm still bummed almost billy dee williams. and then you know what? i want to invite him here this night for one concluding irksome trip the light fantastic toe with an erstwhile friend. guys, come up on out. ♪ [ cheering and applause ] ♪ [ wookie singing ] [ i'll brand love to you" plays ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank yous very, very much, right there. baton dee! billy dee! chewbacca. >> thank you. [ thanks and adulation ] >> jimmy: i love you, buddy. >> thank you. >> jimmy: give thanks you and so much for coming on. baton dee williams, 77 years
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old. keeping upward with the dances, -- 30 years younger. >> jimmy: we take a great show tonight. give it up for the roots, correct there. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: billy dee williams! [ cheers and adulation ] come on. >> steve: chewbacca and lando. >> jimmy: he's the coolest child in school, billy dee williams. i dearest that guy. oh, man. >> steve: i got chewbacca's autograph. >> jimmy: you did? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: i don't know if that'southward the real -- well, never mind. guys, thanks for watching our show. thank you for existence hither tonight. we have some not bad shows coming upwardly. tomorrow nighttime denis leary volition be here. [ applause ] then th our pals daniel radcliffe and cedric the entertainer will be dropping past. [ thank you and applause ] rounding out the week, beak o'reilly, anthony mackie and heaven ferreira volition too be joining united states. it's a big week here at "the this night evidence." but kickoff, we got a fun show tonight.
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you know him as nick fury, he runs the marvel universe. from "captain america: the winter soldier," samuel 50. jackson is here this evening. [ thank you and adulation ] he's awesome. >> steve: he'due south the all-time. >> jimmy: from nbc'south new hitting one-act, "about a boy," minnie commuter is stopping by. [ thanks and applause ] love her. and nosotros have great, great music. oh, my goodness, pitbull featuring g.r.l. [ cheers and applause ] i beloved pitbull. i dear pitbull. i love g.r.50. too. that'southward robin antin'southward new cosmos. >> steve: oh yeah. >> jimmy: she did pussycat dolls. >> steve: yep. >> jimmy: now she's doing thousand.r.50. they can sing, they can dance. it just --it sounds so good. information technology is --this is unbelievable. what a dandy evidence tonight. i'm then excited about this. and you know what pitbull gave me before the prove? he gave me a big gift basket with cookies and leche. [ laughter ] because i did a sketch on "snl" where i played pitbull. >> steve: and you said --
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[ imitating pitbull ] >> both: santa'south in miami. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. and i say, "give me cookies and leche." and he saw the sketch and thought it would be funny. i honey that guy. anyhow -- guys, here'south two things you need to know about me right now. one, i love reality shows. and 2, i'm in the market to buy a truck. so we came upwardly with a contest that combines both. it'south kind of like "survivor" meets "top gear." nosotros call it "fingers on a 4x4." yep. [ applause ] ♪ fingers on a 4x4 ♪ [ jimmy singing ] ♪ fingers on a 4x4 >> jimmy: information technology's really --do you e'er become an idea, guys? a crazy thought, and youre like, "that would never happen." and so it just does. and it blows your mind? [ lite laughter ] that's kind of what's happening right now. there's a truck on acme of the the statesdue south. intrepid correct here in new york. and nosotros're having a competition where x ford sales consultants from the beyond the country come together. they put their hands on the truck. and whoever keeps it on there the longest, that's who i'm going to buy the truck from. [ laughter ]
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so the dealers from all across the state -- it'due south good for the dealers, it's good for their dealerships. they're having fun. they've been getting lots of back up from people on twitter using the hashtags that we've given them. and here'due south how it all kicked off terminal dark over on the united states of americas intrepid. >> jimmy: hey guys, we're here at the united states of americasouthward. intrepid for the showtime of "the this night evidence" "fingers on a 4x4 contest." with me is ford's eric peterson. you guys, these are the contestants in our "fingers on a 4x4" contest. [ applause ] the rules are simple. yous put your hand on the truck, keep it there as long equally you tin. in that location's no leaning, in that location's no sleeping on it, no kneeling. and every hour y'all get a five infinitesimal break. every half dozen hours you get a a 15 infinitesimal intermission. whoever is terminal person continuing, i volition buy the truck from your dealership. also guys, please retrieve this is a one-act evidence, so keep information technology fun. don't go hurt. delight don't get hurt. you guys ready to do this? [ cheers ] here we go. now when i say go, place your hands on the truck and eric volition start the timer. are you guys ready? >> all: yeah. >> jimmy: three, two, one, go. [ cheers ] skillful luck, everybody.
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[ cheers and adulation ] yep. 3, two, one, go. they can't really go anywhere. they're stuck with their paw on the truck. but correct now -- so if y'all get to the intrepid museum, you can get see these guys. [ laughter ] >> steve: and gals. >> jimmy: and gals with their hands on this truck. this is terminal night we started this thing, and they've been overnight. correct now it's probably --i don't know. how many hours take they been at that place? thirty? 22, of course. [ low-cal laughter ] i went to --i graduated from academy of phoenix online. [ laughter ] they're having fun. hither's a shot of those guys at three:00 in the morning last night, counting down to their 15 infinitesimal pause. they're going a little loopy there. yeah, you can tell. [ contestants counting down ] he'southward not having any fun, that guy right at that place. he's but not -- [ thank you ] wait, that guy -- did both his hands go up in the air? [ laughter ] >> steve: no. they're on suspension. >> jimmy: oh, they're on break. yeah, okay, good. i'm a stickler, human. i don't care. i will cut people right at present, i don't care. you tin have every bit much fun every bit you want but, nuh-uh. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: so, the guy that was
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all dancing is ricky rivera. i gotta say, he'south leading them in the countdown. and unfortunately three hours after that, ricky accidentally did lift both his hands from the truck. [ audience aws ] he was dancing to a vocal or something, having fun. either way, butterfingers. [ laughter ] done. i'one thousand serious, man. simply he wasn't the only one. too nicole smith from laurel, maryland, was very late getting her hand back on the truck later on one of the breaks, then she was as well then, disqualified. two people are out, but luckily they are both good sports. and and then nosotros desire to thank them for participating. if you're in maryland or virginia, buy a car or a truck from those guys. [ applause ] they're 2 of the best sales consultants around. it is day two, there's eight contestants left. then allow'south bank check in with them right now. we take our correspondent arthur down at the intrepid. [ cheers and applause ] arthur, hey buddy. arthur, how is it going? >> hey, jimmy! i'm here with the eight remaining "fingers on a 4x4" contestants and they're in hour 20. >> jimmy: hour 20 right now. that is not bad. now, arthur, that's a great
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adapt past the way. you look great. >> cheers and so much. wardrobe gave information technology to me. >> jimmy: all right, very adept. [ light laughter ] now i want to talk to a few of these guys. who is next to you correct in that location? >> i got elvis right here. >> jimmy: that's elvis. hey, elvis, how you doing? >> what's up, jimmy? i'thou proficient, human. >> jimmy: yeah, y'all getting a a little loopy, maybe? >> a little bit. >> jimmy: yep, yes. [ laughter ] elvis, i heard yous were listening to some music during the dark. who was on your playlist? >> i have some elvis, lil wayne and young jeezy. >> jimmy: a little young jeezy to get you through the night. that's good. i dear it. permit's move downwardly to lori, barbera, jeff and luke. guys, i don't know if you lot know this, just last night all of your private hashtags were trending in the united states, which is huge. congratulations. every bit a reward, we're going to give you guys an extra 15 minutes on your side by side break. that'due south right. [ applause ] y'all deserve it. and i gotta -- i can't move on without pointing out that luke has become a --
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something of a national sexual activity symbol. is that correct, luke? >> yeah, i got a few flattering tweets from some female twitter followers. >> jimmy: i bet you lot did, yeah. and have you lot -- and you're tweeting them back with one hand? >> yeah, i think i tweeted every one of them dorsum. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you tweeted all of them back. well, for all the ladies watching at abode, can you give them a little care for? >> yes, sure. >> jimmy: whoa, yeah, that's what i'k talking about. luke, right there. trending right there. he could exist the next bachelor. >> steve: yep. >> jimmy: well, i want to thank you guys again for doing all this. it's a lot of fun. now you've all been awake all night and all day and you lot might be a little tired. so nosotros wanted to make sure you keep your spirits and energy upwardly. and that is why we have a fun surprise for you. so, here with a delicious meal so you guys can eat with ane manus is one of the best chefs in the whole broad world, mario batali, ladies and gentlemen. [ thank you and applause ] bring information technology in, my man mario!
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mario, what's up buddy? >> howdy, jimmy, how is it going over there? >> jimmy: it'southward fantastic, pal. now what do y'all accept there for the contestants? >> we have panini from italy, roasted pork loin with fennel. we have a piadina with brazillia and a vegetarian choice with mushrooms, jimmy. >> jimmy: see, that's what i'm talking about. you're a good human. thanks for doing this, pal. hey, mario? mario, do y'all recall that you would ever enter into a competition like this? >> not a chance in heck. >> jimmy: at that place you go. thank you lot very much. mario batali, right there. [ cheers and adulation ] you're a proficient human. and to everyone watching at home, remember to tweet out the hashtag of your favorite contestant. if information technology trends on twitter, they'll get some extra break time. and trust me, they tin really employ that. also, don't forget to check out -- we have a live stream running 24/7 at youtube.com/fallontonight. y'all can but lookout them merely standing side by side to a truck. [ laughter ] i tin't believe this is
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happening. it is just so fun right at present. i love the internet. you can either do that or check out john boehner's instagram feed. [ laughter ] hang in there, guys. this is so fun to scout. [ cheers and applause ] stick around. we'll be correct back with samuel l. jackson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ well, we're peanut butter and chocolate. we're perfect together.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: ladies and gentlemen, here to perform a slam poem nearly the 1990s sitcom, "male child meets globe," samuel l. jackson! [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> boy meets world. boy greets world. howdy, world. i'm cory matthews. short and boilerplate. head total of curls. the year? 1993.
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nosotros run into two boys who lacked both brains and brawn, cory matthews and hunter. a hunter, comma, shawn. hair parted down the middle, jacket made of leather. alas, one man's trailer trash is some other man'southward treasure. male child meets world. boy meets girl. [ cheers and adulation ] topanga, topanga, topanga. [ laughter ] beats the heart of cory, a a story as old every bit fourth dimension. daughter of hippies, name of a a gypsy. "topanga!" cory cries. [ cheers and adulation ] for he tries to mock her until -- shocker! a reluctant kiss by his locker. pilus standing on end, no longer only friends. a dearest that could not exist dodged. nobody, not fifty-fifty a snow-bunny in a ski gild could come between them. you should accept seen them.
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the journey they so took from sandbox to pennbrook college. the knowledge they gained came not from a witch or a genie. just from a teacher, a neighbor, a mentor, a savior, a homo named mr. feeny. [ cheers and adulation ] or every bit eric would say, "feenay! fee-hee-hee-heenay!" [ cheers and adulation ] the feeny telephone call, for he was always just steps away. mr. feeny did not leave them. he believed in them. pushed them again and once more to be their best. you know, to overcome the eskimo. eating the ice cream cone when information technology'due south super cold. and brand it to the super bowl. and and then, at the end, not as instructor, merely every bit friend. one last address. one final lesson -- "do good." "practice good," he said.
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the tears swell. "don't you mean, 'do well?'" topango stammers, hung upwards on grammer. he understands her, but no. "practice skillful." he makes clear, as he should. for he was always there, for cory, as his story unfurled as this boy meets earth. male child meets girl. boy meets wife. boy meets life. equally his students file out of the room like children from the womb or spirits from the tomb -- feeny sighs, stares at the empty desks with gloom -- takes a moment to recall. and reminisce. "i dearest you lot all," he says to himself. form dismissed. [ cheers and applause ] yous recollect yous take off all your make-upwardly before bed.
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♪ [ thank you and applause ] >> jimmy: our first guest this evening is a slam poet and emmy, golden world and academy honor nominee -- and the also highest-grossing thespian of all fourth dimension thank you to blockbusters like "captain america: the winter soldier," which opens everywhere this friday. put it together for samuel l. jackson! ♪ [ cheering and applause ]
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>> thanks! >> jimmy: welcome, welcome, welcome to the show. >> that was sort of scary. >> jimmy: was it? >> i haven't done that in a a long fourth dimension. >> jimmy: that was fantastic. thanks for doing that. >> and then much fun. >> jimmy: are yous a fan of "boy meets world"? >> um, no. [ laughter ] i don't recall i've always seen i episode of that show. >> jimmy: y'all didn't know what it was at all? >> no, i was grooving last night like what? then i simply allow information technology go. >> jimmy: you lot only did it? that's cool. >> yeah, i but permit information technology become and only flew with it. >> jimmy: thank you. that's what i'k talking almost. allow it go, permit it get. >> yeah, man. >> jimmy: don't concur back anymore. "frozen." you know what i'grand talking virtually. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: last time yous were here -- well, you weren't here, but you were at "belatedly dark," and we did -- you made your broadway debut in "the mountaintop." you got critical acclaim for that. that was super fun for you. >> yeah, cheers. yeah, it was great. >> jimmy: and at present, your wife is currently on broadway, correct now. >> well, somebody'due south got to be on broadway, so -- yeah. somebody from the family unit's got to be on the boards. somebody has to exist out there
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making some money doing movies. so, it's her turn to, you know, take care of the artistic end of the family unit. >> so she's doing "a raisin in the sun." >> "a raisin in the sun" with denzel. who was -- yes, i saw him on the testify. >> jimmy: denzel washington. >> did a bully job. >> jimmy: brand new histrion. y'all take to wait out for him. he'south really talented. really talented. >> he's got a shot at being something. >> jimmy: yep, he's good, right? so information technology's at the ethel barrymore theatre here in new york city. so if you desire to go run across and just root for latanya, come to new york urban center. >> please exercise. >> jimmy: is information technology open yet, or no? >> they open th. >> jimmy: thursday? oh, my gosh. nervous? >> no. they've been in previews now for almost two and a half weeks. you know, in one case you get through the previews, you find out where the laughs are. >> jimmy: that's all you need, right? >> all you lot want to do is stop going to rehearsal, and so yous tin just do the show. >> jimmy: so you lot tin can just do the evidence, yeah. gosh. see, that would drive me crazy doing all that broadway stuff. i don't know how they do information technology. i watch people actors like that and i become, i just tin can't fathom doing that. >> oh well, you lot practise something from beginning to end every night, you've got some cohesiveness. you sympathize what's going on.
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you do a motion picture. you don't know what's going on. >> jimmy: yous actually don't. >> no, you lot show upwards every day. y'all do nearly viii lines or three and a half pages, and and then you let somebody else become put it together. you never know what that'south going to exist. >> jimmy: yeah, which is why i'm happy that you're on twitter. because you know what you're doing. you're putting it out there. >> y'all introduced me. you started it. >> jimmy: i love -- and you sent your first tweet from our show. and now you have iii and a a half 1000000 people post-obit y'all. >> yeah, human being. >> information technology is then fun. come on, that is good. >> yeah. [ applause ] >> jimmy: and it's fun to follow yous. you ever do fun things. very funny quotes. only besides, i love your photos. >> oh, thanks. >> jimmy: you're always doing some fun thing. >> i but figured that function of it out. >> jimmy: you did? just the photos? this is you landing in beijing, what you chosen this one. and look at your face there. >> yeah, i know. >> jimmy: and you said, "air quality, 216, very unhealthy. oh, well." >> can you run across anything out that window? >> jimmy: no, i tin can't encounter -- >> and we were over the urban center. that'southward nothing. >> jimmy: really? >> that makes l.a. smog look like mile high denver. >> jimmy: yeah, actually. and then, this is your hotel view in beijing. yous can say, "expect, i tin but
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run across two blocks down." >> yeah. they said air quality was 271 that 24-hour interval or something like that. >> jimmy: gosh, i mean, that's -- and then hither's i here. i gauge y'all were doing a lot of interviews in london. and you wanted to but -- this is your statement. my interview statement for the day. and here's the photo. "i'yard not laurence fishburn." [ thank you and applause ] that was the funniest affair. >> just trying to brand it clear. >> jimmy: i mean, just making it articulate. i don't y'all if y'all guys saw this. you were doing an interview for something. i don't know what information technology was. and this guy goes, "now you were dandy. i just saw you this weekend in the super bowl commercial." and you go, "what commercial?" >> aye. >> jimmy: "you lot were great." then you can run into someone is going -- [ whispering ] and you go, "hey, i'm not laurence fishburn, human." >> right, right. i couldn't actually run into him. i was in a studio in atlanta. i was robocop. i was in a studio in atlanta by myself with just a photographic camera, then i couldn't actually encounter him. so i had to terminate and think for a second and think for a a second. i was in a super bowl
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commercial? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you never know. >> because i had the, you know -- i do have that -- you know, that affair that y'all used to do out there. >> jimmy: what's in your wallet >> yep, aye. >> jimmy: only the cool people say that. >> oh, man. >> jimmy: yep, yep, yep. yes, yes. me and you. >> it'south then funny because i used to sit home and watch those commercials and say to myself, "what's in your wallet? what's in your wallet?" and wonder how i would say it. i never idea i would go to say it. now, all of a sudden, i'k proverb it. >> jimmy: aye, that's good. and you did a dandy job. we honey you. nosotros love watching you. >> it was fun. [ adulation ] >> jimmy: at present "captain america: wintertime soldier." this is going to be a behemothic, giant moving picture. and nosotros had chris evans, who is captain america, on our show last night. and he tried to explain the picture for virtually three minutes, and i had no thought what the heck he was talking about. >> okay. >> jimmy: he was very vague, and i guess marvel doesn't want him to say what the movie is almost or something. i don't know. he just -- he kept talking, and i had to just stop him. >> well, we do accept issues with that, you lot know, because they'll impale u.s.a.. >> jimmy: they will? >> well, they'll kill united states of america or they'll but replace united states with
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people that expect like the states and nobody will know that we're not there anymore. >> jimmy: and the next matter you know -- >> yeah, next thing you know -- >> jimmy: laurence fishburn is nick fury. [ laughter ] that makes sense. >> oh, yeah. oh, yes. or don cheadle becomes terrence howard, you know? similar, nobody even noticed. >> jimmy: no i noticed. no one talks about it. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that is crazy, yep. >> and so we can't say sure things near certain things. only other than the film is open, and it's near a guy who is a superhero who was frozen for seventy years. at present he'due south awake, and he's trying to effigy out what's this world all virtually? so he's trying to figure out the internet. and he'south trying to figure out twitter. and he'south trying to get a appointment because he hasn't had a appointment in 70 years. >> jimmy: yes, he'south frozen. >> there'due south that. then, there's the fear of maybe not being able to perform because he is 90- some years old. so he might not want a date. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that'due south not what the movie is about at all. it's not about erectile dysfunction! it is not! >> it's sort of about that. it'due south sort of. >> jimmy: well, maybe a little bit. yep, yeah, yeah. >> because black widow does enquire him, at one bespeak in the movie -- is she the starting time woman he'due south kissed in 45 years.
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and he had to retrieve about that? and then, he denies it. like, "no, no, no. i kissed somebody." >> jimmy: yep, yeah, yeah. i forgot near that. at that place is a adept little easter egg in there if you're a a quentin tarantino fan. i don't want to spoil anything. >> scarlet stole my line. >> jimmy: aye. information technology'southward great. yeah. quentin, if you go come across it. you'll express mirth. i don't want to ruin it. anyhow, i've said likewise much. [ laughter ] the moving-picture show is near e.d. information technology's a serious condition. >> right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: allow's take a wait at a clip from "caption america." >> there is a new curiosity hero called cialis. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "captain america: the winter soldier" is in theaters this fri. look at the clip. ♪ [ machine gun fire ] [ engine revving ]
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>> warning. approaching intersection. [ tires squeal ] >> get me off the filigree! [ applause ] >> jimmy: yeah! our thanks to samuel l. jackson. do not miss "helm america: the winter soldier" in theaters this is friday. minnie driver joins the states next. run into you after the break, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ male announcer ] it'southward not surprising these guys
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undecided nigh alrighwhich truck to purchase. but for kicks, here's a petty inquiry projection: pick a piece of work site, whatever worksite, and look over the fence. ta da! your next truck: ford f-150. the truck that's number 1 in the hardest-working industries. maybe 'cuz its got the ability and the fuel economic system of an ecoboost engine. it doesn't thing what they're doin' on the other side of that fence. more guys count on f-150 than whatsoever other truck. shovels down. this is the ford f-150. ♪ [ thanks and applause ] >> jimmy: they are there. putting their hands on the truck. would you lot e'er do something like that? >> sam: um, no. i make phone calls and people give me cars. >> jimmy: there you go, perfect. [ laughter ] i make -- [ laughter ] telephone calls and people --
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our next judge is an emmy and academy honor nominated actress. >> samuel: that's going to be nasty on twitter. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who stars in "render to nothing," premiering globally may 17th at 8:00 p.m. on lifetime. and you tin meet her on the new one-act "about a boy" ambulation tuesdays at 9:00 p.1000. correct here on nbc. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome minnie driver! ♪ [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: minnie commuter. you lot await gorgeous, minnie driver. welcome to our show. >> thanks very much. >> jimmy: it's a pleasance to come across you. would y'all -- we just bumped out on those hampton 4x4 guys, there. would you ever do anything similar that? >> yes, for the correct thing. depends on what i'd have to accept my easily on. >> jimmy: wait a second.
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slow downwards. slow downwardly now. >> if i could win something i really want, i'd keep my hands on it for a long fourth dimension. >> jimmy: yes, absolutely. hey, that's what i'm talking near. >> with a five minute bathroom interruption every hour, there's not a a lot i wouldn't do, actually. >> jimmy: but, you've never washed anything like that before? >> no, i've washed -- i've been in a contest. i was in a trip the light fantastic competition in a a niggling island off the coast of sicily when i was xviii. my best friend entered me in the contest. and i won the competition. at that place were virtually twenty people. every bit they said that i'd won, at that place was a gaggle of local -- five local girls. and they turned towards me and they just kind of -- and did this -- they said this sort of strange sicilian -- well, it was a a curse at me. and my mother was like "well, it was malocchio. it was an evil heart they put upon you. and i couldn't bound in front of the spell, then i knew it was going to hit y'all." >> jimmy: look, what is going on? [ laughter ] >> no, no, no. i'm completely -- >> jimmy: this story took such
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a turn. i have no idea what'due south happening. >> i'grand completely serious. >> jimmy: did you just put the curse on me merely now? >> no. >> jimmy: and you pointed your fingers at me. with your beautiful ring. look at the ring! i mean, what? that was aimed at me somehow. [ singing off-fundamental ] ♪ allow it go, permit it become no, no ♪ i don't know what it is. y'all put a "frozen" curse on me. so they put a curse on you? >> so they did this thing, this spell on me. and i'm like, "ah, whatsoever." so the next day i'm on the beach with my little blood brother, and i intermission my leg. in that location'due south a rock underneath the sand. it's a dainty, fifty-fifty embankment. i hit the ane rock on the beach, and i bust my ankle, my shin bone, ripped the tendons. >> jimmy: and this is -- you were on vacation? >> this was the spell that these girls put on me, the evil centre. because i won the dance contest, and i got a trophy that was virtually equally big as i was. so, i had to be on piffling sicilian crutches. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what are you talking -- sicilian crutches? that'due south non a term. that's not a term.
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>> in sicily, they don't have the -- i'one thousand very tall, and i was like this. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's probably how you won the trip the light fantastic toe competition, too. i like it a lot. i similar to move information technology, movement information technology. i similar to -- just you're not cursed whatever more than though. >> plainly not, no. >> jimmy: all correct, good, yes. >> i hateful, no, i even so like to trip the light fantastic toe. but i do it a little more than judiciously now than i did. >> jimmy: because -- well, i've got to say, "about a boy" is a a giant hit. give thanks you so much as someone from nbc. thank you so much for brining information technology to our network. we actually, really needed it. i got to say -- >> stop information technology! >> jimmy: we really, really needed it. congratulations. information technology'due south based on the nick hornby movie, the book. i dearest -- i love both of those. >> i beloved both of them. i hateful, i dear them, and they stand up alone. yous know, a book and a picture, they -- >> jimmy: they're their ain things. >> they are. then, the goggle box show is a a jumping off betoken. we tell the story of the motion-picture show -- are you interested, darling. have you watched the show.
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>> samuel: i've been in europe. >> information technology'due south on in europe now. >> jimmy: he'southward more of a "boy meets world" fan. [ laughter ] he loves that type of stuff. yeah, yeah, yeah. "about a boy" is catching up to him right now. he's still got fourth dimension. >> samuel: it's not over in beijing yet. >> no, it's not big in beijing, yet. >> jimmy: merely it is a giant hit here, and i have a clip i want to show anybody here. here is minnie driver in "about a boy." take a look. >> whatsoever your emotional response is, it'southward fine. if yous need to call me, telephone call. >> are you sure yous'll be okay, mom? >> oh, yes. i mean it's god knows how long since i've had an evening to myself to do precisely what i want. not that i don't cherish every night that we do precisely what you want. >> what's on the docket? are you going to go big ladies night? do a little drinking? >> well, even amend, actually. i'thousand going to swoop into a good book, maybe meditate. and and then, for the piece de resistance, probably strain some kurd cheese. >> i'grand am so sorry for yous. [ adulation ] >> jimmy: kurd cheese.
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>> jimmy: our next guest is an international superstar, who is here tonight to perform his new hit unmarried "wild wild love" on late dark boob tube for the kickoff time. please welcome pitbull featuring g.r.l.! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy fallon, i desire to say cheers. we capeesh the opportunity. congratulations on "the this evening bear witness." i want to introduce everybody to chiliad.r.50. ♪ oh all this wild wild love of ours it can't be tamed, no ♪ ♪ this wild wild love of ours ♪ ♪ it tin't be tamed, no for better or worse a blessing or a curse ♪ ♪ long live this wild wild love of ours ♪ ♪ ♪ long alive this wild wild love ♪
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♪ ♪ for improve or worse a blessing or a curse long live this wild wild love of ours ♪ >> ooh! ♪ not only am i a client i'm the player president the globe is my backyard baby it's evident ♪ ♪ when it comes to miami i ever represent it read all about ladies and gents ♪ ♪ i'thousand the chico for the game i similar my women ying i like my women yang i like my women fine ♪ ♪ i like them off the concatenation take 'em all the earth cup, brazil tudo bem ♪ ♪ you lot know i'll come across 'em greet'em, read 'em, treat 'em e'er continue them feeling right ♪ ♪ i don't know if i can handle all 5 but infant, we can try tonight darlin' ♪ ♪ you lot need it you want it all over your body this loving i'yard giving ♪ ♪ information technology's worth more money you lot demand it you desire it all over your body ♪ ♪ i know that you want this wild wild love ♪ ♪ all this wild wild dearest of ours
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it can't be tamed no ♪ ♪ all this wild wild love of ours it can't be tamed, no ♪ ♪ for better or worse a blessing or a curse long live this wild wild honey ♪ >> "this evening bear witness," let'south go! ♪ all this wild wild beloved of ours it can't be tamed, no ♪ ♪ this wild wild love of ours ♪ ♪ information technology can't exist tamed, no for better or worse a blessing or a curse ♪ ♪ long alive this wild wild long live this wild wild love of ours ♪ >> mr. worldwide. see yous all effectually. what's better than v beautiful women? ♪ ♪ long live this wild wild love of ours ♪ ♪ [ thank you and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, man! pitbull! g.r.l.!
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[ thank you and adulation ] oh, fantastic. nosotros'll be right back, everybody! whoo! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thank you to samuel fifty. jackson, minnie commuter, pitbull, g.r.fifty., billy dee williams, mario bitali, all of our "fingers on a 4x4" contestants. and the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "tardily nighttime with seth meyers." cheers for watching. have a great night. i hope to run into you tomorrow. bye-farewell. [ thanks and applause ] ♪
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[ thank you and adulation ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york it's "belatedly night with seth meyers." tonight anna kendrick. nick cannon.
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